Tips that will help you to become a toxic programmer. I’ll keep adding more but feel free to share with anyone -
- Stop learning basics, that’s for a noob. We are masters, we’ll start by creating things
- Keep watching tutorials, make it like a Netflix show. One after another
- Stop commenting on code, that looks disgusting
- Try copy-pasting code from StackOverflow
- Bugs are feature, stop fixing them
- Feel free to break keyboards when code doesn’t work
- Stop asking for help, that makes you look noob
- Documentation is boring, skip that
- Stop reading error, copy and paste that on google or maybe on bing
- Push codes only in the master branch, because it’s cooler
- Stop refactoring, that takes a lot of time
- Code isn’t working? That’s a computer issue. Try restarts
- Learn multiple programming language, because this give changes to fight in online
- Stop following patterns, we love freedom
- Writing test is writing more codes, stop that thing
- Copy-paste code as possible